Friday Haiku

Meet the invaders
dressed in shades of pretty pink.
These peas are not sweet.

Haiku on a Monday

Wildebeest’s tail’s gone.
He wore it with pride for years
and now wants to share.

Been a long week and
this dude’s tired is contagious.
Can’t stop looking, though.

Here are two cat butts
their feline heads gone missing.
Curiosity.

Am very sad now.
First, the story got to me
then I read update.

Siblings know the past
and can help chart the future.
Now, they offer love.

Even in cow dung
one can find grace and beauty.
Still, best to steer clear.

I know how it looks
dead bunny flung on the lawn.
Nope. He’s just chillin’.

Son went to Norway
had an equine encounter.
True hairy eyeball.

Raise your hand if you
like going to the dentist.
Yeah, didn’t think so.