Friday Haiku

Son went to Norway
had an equine encounter.
True hairy eyeball.

Raise your hand if you
like going to the dentist.
Yeah, didn’t think so.

Removed wall hanging
and all the clutter on top.
More room for my thoughts.

Bad hair day, dead eyes
some days are worse than others.
Attitude counts, yo.

Bikes are in the streets
some cars are on the sidewalk.
Hello, Amsterdam.

They unfurled their blooms
then snow fell like wet cement.
The iris prevailed.

Friday Haiku: the TAKE ACTION edition

Valley of the Gods, Bears Ears National Monument. Photo by BLM. Creative Commons usage.

Please, take a moment
for national monuments.
Fight for this beauty!

Our family is rich
so how did I end up with
this big onion head?
~ Tracy

This picture makes me
think little girls in dumb hats
is super cool shit.
~ Zippy

Children lose their smiles
pose for a picture; realize
head is an onion.
~ Zebu

(NOTE: Despite the no-talking rule as we composed our haikus, mother and son both went the onion route. Nature or nurture, hmm?)

Once upon a time
a vibrant mushroom prevailed.
Then, dessication.

Which sounds most graceful:
Anhinga, water turkey,
snakebird or darter?