AGNES by Tony Cochran

Keep trying, Agnes.
I’m right there with you.
AGNES by Tony Cochran

Keep trying, Agnes.
I’m right there with you.
AGNES by Tony Cochran
And here I was thinking "bus jump" was the key element to a publishing contract.
AGNES by Tony Cochran
For some reason, reading this reminded me of my blog.
Not entirely sure why
since I know for an (almost-absolute) fact
I’ve never mentioned ammonia.
And if I did, I never tried rhyming it.
It makes me wonder if I’m the Agnes of Live Journal.
Running amok with wild ambitions and a blatant disregard for reality.
From the always helpful Agnes brain trust…..
AGNES by Tony Cochran
Speaking as someone who started a fire in the oven after cranking the heat
on pumpkin seeds because I was hungry and wanted to eat them RIGHT AWAY,
this just cracks me up.
AGNES by Tony Cochran
Today in honor of Dot’s birthday, Agnes and Trout are making a pie.
Remember, Dot; their intentions are good.
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Wishing you a wonderful day and a coming year filled with much good stuff (not necessarily bologna pie).
Happy Birthday, Dot!
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(And you, Agnes, lift me right up there, too)
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I’m fortunate enough to have R’s raspy voice as my secret weapon for keeping the nasty voices at bay. But if anyone out there still needs help getting the cranial naysayers to shut the beep up, you might want to try this approach:
AGNES by Tony Cochran (8/20/08)

In which the long-suffering Trout speaks her mind…….
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Ahhh, the joys of no holds barred friendship.
Oops. I thought we’d reached the end of the storyline about Agnes writing her first novel. I was wrong:
Agnes by Tony Cochran

The obvious reaction would be to scoff at Agnes for her lack of gumption. She’s a quitter! I mean, of course a novel requires lots of words and of course writing those many, many words can sometimes feel like drudgery. But then I thought back to what I’d accomplished on my revisions over the past two days and realized that I, too, am a sentencist. I spent hours writing and rewriting the same lines, trying to find the tone and rhythm I need in order to revise the entire novel. My word count for those days is pretty minuscule. On the other hand, I finally produced the sentences I needed in order to move forward.
For the time being, I’m satisfied with my status as sentencist; I just have to remember that eventually those sentences need to come together to form a novel and that ideally the novel will be completed in this lifetime.
Agnes has apparently given up on writing her first novel. Or maybe not. Perhaps she’s hunkered down in fierce concentration as she writes the story of beautiful, beautiful Magdalena. Only Agnes knows.
I wanted to share a little story about Agnes and me. Back in May of 2003, I had the wonderful opportunity to go to Iowa City for the summer session of Iowa Writers’ Workshop with Marilynne Robinson. I stayed at the Brown Street Inn for those three weeks. A nice older man, R, and his wife were also there, acting as caretakers whenever the owners had to leave. Every morning I’d go for a run along the Iowa River and then shower before heading down to the kitchen for breakfast. R was always there, reading the paper but ready for conversation.
It was just two months since the U.S. invaded Iraq and R most definitely supported the Bush administration. Our views and opinions were in direct opposition so we’d touch on the issue of Iraq and then tiptoe along to other topics. One of my efforts at diplomacy was to share the Agnes strips with him. At first R was just being a good sport about it; he’d read the strips and laugh, often sounding more puzzled than amused. But before long R was greeting me in the mornings with “Tracy, Agnes is really funny today!”
Fast forward to the summer of 2004 when my family took a cross-country car trip. When we planned the trip, I lobbied to go through Iowa City and was thrilled when I was able to reserve the top-floor suite at the Brown Street Inn. I wanted my family to meet all the wonderful people who’d been so kind and supportive during my stay.
We arrived late that afternoon, tired and crabby from the long drive. After checking in with R and his wife who were helping out again, we headed upstairs to our room.
We walked in and found this taped to the television screen:

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Agnes is a funny, funny girl…

I figured it wasn’t a bad idea to document my chipped nails and torn cuticles in case the great and powerful O ever invites me to be her guest. You all might want to do the same.

Agnes by Tony Cochran
Suddenly my plotting abilities don’t seem so weak. And I’m starting to think the pony-tailed Trout with her sharp editorial eye is my Ideal Reader. I’ll keep her in mind today as I work on revisions, and just might find a way to include a legume-related accident or two.
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At least when Agnes procrastinates she sketches dogs. I mostly eat and nap and stare into space. And then go see what else is in the fridge.
My local newspaper has way too many comic strips. It’s an overwhelming mass of tiny-print strips that aren’t even funny. My family has ongoing discussions on what we’d love to cut and cut. But there’s good stuff out there, too. I love this little girl and her friend, Trout, and want to spread the gospel of “Agnes” by Tony Cochran. Laugh here and here and here.
Now wasn’t that fun?