I just got home and found an email in my inbox from Muffin & John.
I thought to myself, "Do I know a Muffin & John?"
I opened the email and found this photo.

I’ve never seen this kid in my life.
And I’ve decided I don’t know Muffin & John.

You might be thinking to yourself
"What’s the big deal? Stray email, is all."

Oh, yeah?
Stray email doesn’t explain last week’s text message to my phone
with an attached photo of a baby and the caption: My new nephew.

Is it time for me to start freaking out?