I just got home and found an email in my inbox from Muffin & John.
I thought to myself, "Do I know a Muffin & John?"
I opened the email and found this photo.
I’ve never seen this kid in my life.
And I’ve decided I don’t know Muffin & John.
You might be thinking to yourself
"What’s the big deal? Stray email, is all."
Stray email doesn’t explain last week’s text message to my phone
with an attached photo of a baby and the caption: My new nephew.
Is it time for me to start freaking out?