1) Yesterday I made the mistake of telling my hair stylist Wildebeest
was doing really well. This morning, he was an absolute mess.
2) Last night for the first time since starting my new project, I went to
bed feeling anxious about my ability to carry it off.
3) I’m not sure if I still fit in my regular jeans.
4) Zebu and Wildebeest informed me they cannot stand how I wake
them up for school with a quiet voice as I open their curtains; they prefer
Zippy’s method of turning on lights and giving them a shove.
5) I’d pack a bag and head for the hills, but then who would hold
down the fort?
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