Garden variety envy

May 24, 2021

I’m starting to see iris in full bloom around the neighborhood. One home has two banks of deep purple irises which are absolutely stunning and another front yard is filled with white iris blooming.

My garden? A grand total of four potential iris blooms in the front and back gardens. What the hell? (I’m so grumpy I’m not even going to attempt taking another photo that at least pretends to be in focus).

And the indignities don’t end with the iris. I passed a yard today that was ablaze with blooming allium. I just checked on my plants and this is what’s happening here:

One puny, non-spherical bloom. Not only that, it’s really short. Again, what the hell?

15 thoughts on “Garden variety envy

  1. I know, right? We have ONE iris open out of 30. Nothing else going on. All I can say is: flowers, you better put on a show in a week or so. Or I’m calling the Astroturf contractor!
    (Just kidding. I wouldn’t really replace them with Astroturf.)

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    • Late reply here: wanted to say, at least you have 30 iris ready to go. I’ve only got a handful that will bloom this year. Almost all are just fans. I saw my first one bloomed in the back yesterday. Hooray!


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