Saved from a shelter
eleven years together
Hole in Zoey’s heart.
.

Tricolored Heron
is feeling kinda stabby.
Where are all the fish?
.

A bunny at ease
sudden bushy invader
hey, got any nuts?
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As has been documented here over the years, I’m a long-time Dylan fan, so wasn’t completely surprised when it was announced today that Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Prize for Literature. (Although, as I said in an email to a friend, I do wonder whether Bob should’ve been disqualified from consideration due to his Victoria’s Secret commercial years ago.)
Nonetheless, this year the committee chose to honor Bob Dylan’s work which, on a personal note, feels very fitting because Zebu is studying in Sweden right now. The award also feels fitting because of one Dylan song in particular that tragically never, ever goes out of style. For “Masters of War” alone, I’m good with Dylan winning the Nobel Prize for Literature.
This old Get Fuzzy strip does not represent any personal animosity toward poets.
Rather, it’s more a statement on my current state of mind.
Specifically, my desire to punch something.
Although, stabbing would be equally therapeutic.
As Zebu would say, “Mom’s feeling a little stabby today.”
“Stabby and punchy.”
That’s me.
Shouldn’t there be a t-shirt or bumpersticker?
.
GET FUZZY by Darby Conley
Doesn’t this seem like great fun?
For instance, how about "Bob Chilly’s" THE PASTURE?
I’m going out to clean the pasture spring;
I’ll only stop to rake the leaves away
(And wait to watch the water clear, I may):
I shan’t be gone long. — You come too.
Here’s my adaptation:
I’m leaving to wade back into Scrivener mode;
I won’t stop except to wipe tears from my cheeks
(And wait for my vision to de-blur, maybe):
Because I’m still in limbo waiting for feedback on CLOSE TO HOME,
I’m tackling some long overdue household projects.
Yesterday I stripped the scary green paint from kitchen cabinet doors using
this great non-toxic, soy-based paint remover.

I’m environmentally sensitive, and can’t walk in the detergent
aisle in the grocery store because of all the nasty odors.
The soy-based remover was fine for me with adequate ventilation
(I worked in my garage), and I highly recommend it.
Why use conventional products and expose yourself to a soup of toxic chemicals
that may harm your respiratory system, skin, internal organs, brain and nervous system?
Not to mention the harm to the planet from producing the stuff?
And, because I need to stick with my Write No Matter What attitude,
here is a little home improvement haiku:
So long now, green paint.
Wish you’d come with a warning:
"Best if eyes are closed."
Yesterday I wrote about being grumpy as a result of not writing.
Later, I wrote some fast fiction that excelled in its suckiness.
However, I felt better for doing it,
and this morning, resolved to write something else.
Without censoring myself for additional suckiness.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold the uncensored product of Tracy’s mind:
MARKING TIME
I just saw a flicker poop
on the railing.
After he lured me to the window
with his urgent, chirpy call.
He pooped right in front of me,
then just up and flew away.
Without looking back.
Without acknowledging his audience of one.
And I’m left to wonder
what it is I’m supposed to do
now.
Oh, wait.
I know.

© 2010 Tracy Abell
Apologies to my poet friends,
but I needed to get this off my chest. . .
Wind makes me crazy
anxious, screaming-out-loud nuts
so stop already!
Feel free to leave your own wind-inspired haiku in the comments.
The crabbier the better.
In honor of National Poetry Month
and
here is my snowy day haiku:
April leafing out
cruelest time for snow to fall
buried signs of spring

Poetry intimidates me so I usually avoid it. But my sister insisted I’d appreciate Mary Oliver’s poems. And I do. Especially this one since right now I’m missing all those amazing birds I saw everywhere in Florida. The very last, um, stanza? (calling
kellyrfineman) gets me where I live.
EGRETS
by Mary Oliver
Where the path closed
down and over,
through the scumbled leaves,
fallen branches,
through the knotted catbrier,
I kept going. Finally
I could not
save my arms
from thorns; soon
the mosquitoes
smelled me, hot
and wounded, and came
wheeling and whining.
And that’s how I came
to the edge of the pond:
black and empty
except for a spindle
of bleached reeds
at the far shore
which, as I looked,
wrinkled suddenly
into three egrets – – –
a shower
of white fire!
Even half-asleep they had
such faith in the world
that had made them – – –
tilting through the water,
unruffled, sure,
by the laws
of their faith not logic,
they opened their wings
softly and stepped
over every dark thing.
ANATOMICAL ODE
Don’t be afraid,
It’s how genitalia was made
Testes in a sac
Testes in a sac.
Guys need a scrotum
How else they gonna tote ‘em?
Testes in a sac
Testes in a sac.
Some words are truly scary
Like a ball bag, big and hairy
Not testes in a sac
Testes in a sac.
Embrace your inner scrote
And be happy the book was wrote
Testes in a sac
Testes in a sac.
Thanks,
, for the poetry challenge. I’ve grown quite fond of the word "scrotum."