Touched by his noodly appendage


I take a certain amount of glee
in answering questions about
why the back of my car
is adorned with this:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Especially when the person asking
was raised to doubt evolution
and, instead, touts creationism.

I tell the truth, though,
since I am a proud Pastafarian.

And you know what? 
Wildebeest’s friend handled my explanation just fine.         


11 thoughts on “Touched by his noodly appendage

    • I had a guy stop me in a parking lot to ask if I got a lot of grief for that on the car. He said he has one, too, but his wife didn’t want it on their car because she was afraid of vandals, anger, etc.


  1. YAY! I absolutely respect your beliefs as a Pastafarian and applaud your being public about them. My only question is, do you not also worship the Invisible Pink Unicorn and are you not concerned that you might be trampled under Her hoof? 🙂


    • I’m an equal opportunity worshipper. Flying Spaghetti Monster, Pink Unicorn, Head of Lettuce, etc.

      (Actually, I have my own spiritual belief system but don’t believe in foisting it off on other people; I’m a Pastafarian because I object to Intelligent Design being foisted off on the kids in Kansas).


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